Winter doesn't officially begin until next Sunday, but it didn't leave until June so why should it begin on time? We have had the longest Winter in a long time and it has been the COLDEST year in over a decade. Yes, I said coldest.
Though it has been this cold, before this freezing storm came about, people were saying it was balmy because of global warming. Stupid people are so sure of themselves. Winter lost its pocket watch- yes, he's got a pocket watch because he's cool like that- and so left late and came early. I reccommend everyone watching the Great Global Warming Swindle. It is nearly two hours long, but it is well worth it. Just put the title in a search engine (though not google because they made Stu's Blog third place, jerks!)and it should pop up. Don't pay for it if it asks because there is a place to watch it free and legally. I can't recall where I went, but it was free and legal. It is your duty as Americans and part of the "fairness" doctrine to hear both sides, remember? So take advantage of popping Al Gore's gas bubble- we're not sure what gas, the CO2, the air in his head, too much oxygen from his accent, the oil bubbles, or maybe the fact that he's from Tennessee and isn't a Redneck Republican (I am not poking fun at Tennessee folks, I live in a redneck state too). It could be any or all of them, just like my geography final was.
Be educated and Merry Christmas!!
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