I am too young to remember the real Cola Wars, but I learned there was a different one yesterday. Apparently Coca-Cola is all that is served at the Democratic National Convention. I like Coke, but I guess I have to switch to Pepsi so I don't drink a socialist potion of indoctrination. Here's what perplexes me:
Coke cans are red and Pepsi cans are blue. Red is Republican and Blue is Democrat and yet the opposite is true for softdrinks. Should they change the color of their cans to correspond to the majority of their drinkers? I don't know, I just have to drink Coke less often now. Pepsi still doesn't as good to me though.
2 comments:
Oh man! Do you mean to tell me I have to give up my beloved Coca-Cola??? I don't know about this. Maybe the Dems can just make the switch? You know, tell them that PepsiCo wishes they could pay more in taxes, or that they want to go green?
Good idea. I am the same way, I don't want to switch either. Dems can. Um, Coke uses artificial sweetener instead of organic sugar. That could work. Pepsi wants to sponsor an anti-U.S. event like a soccer tournament.
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